Działem opiekuje się Rovena Snaid
Do 16.11.2008r. pamiętnikiem opiekowała się Magic Dog
Do dnia 15.11.2007 pamiętnikiem opiekowała się Vingag

[ Powr�t ]

Niedziela, 25 Stycznia;, 2009, 13:47

cz. 4

No i macie cz�� 4!
Wpiszcie na youtube ,,Z�y on" i w odpowiednim momencie w��czcie haha xD Wyobra�cie sobie ca�� sytuacj�!
Mi�ej podr�y do �wiata Lokiego !

Aha i przepraszam za to, jak si� przedstawia list, ale cho� na wordzie mia�am wszystko (odst�py, akapity itd.), to tu nie potrafi� doprowadzi� tego do �adu.

Jeszcze jedno! Bardzo dzi�kuj� za komentarze pod ostatni� notk�! Jestem jeszcze w lekkim szoku, a patrz�c na ilo�� wiadomo�ci pod Voldemortem dostaj� zawa�u. Nie, nie... nie przestawajcie Ja lubi� dostawa� zawa�u!

*******************************

Plotki z kaczusi� sta�y si� intymn� rozmow� na temat mojego �ycia osobistego.
-…i wtedy ona spojrza�a na mnie jak na psa i… i poczu�em jakby kto� wyla� na mnie kube� zimnej wody, co w sumie sta�o si� zaraz potem, bo zam�wiony drink polecia� mi na g�ow�. Spiorunowa�a mnie tym swoim spojrzeniem, a na koniec jeszcze tak zamruga�a nerwowo, a ja… ja jestem taki samotny… nawet Violette na mnie krzyczy… to przykre, bo nie czuj� niczyjego ciep�a… nikt nie da mi buzi w cz�ko… chc� do mamy!
Zamilk�em. Zamilk�em pierwszy raz od dwudziestu minut. Patrzy�em w czarne, koralikowe ocz�ta kaczuszki i m�g�bym przysi�c, �e zadziornie wystawi�a mi j�zyk, kt�rego nie mia�a.
-OBIAD!
Ta kobieta, kiedy� mnie zabije, pomy�la�em i podpar�em si� ramionami o brzeg wanny. Koncentruj�c wszystkie swoje si�y na my�li ,,Wstawaj ty poszkodowany przez �ycie paso�ycie”, zdo�a�em stan�� na nogi i zachowa�, jako tak� r�wnowag�. Chwiejnym krokiem ruszy�em do drzwi i ju� po chwili szed�em korytarzem, kieruj�c si� zapachem pomidorowego sosu do spaghetti. Wypolerowana ��t� chusteczk� Violette kuchnia, l�ni�a ra��c� w oczy, pedantyczn� czysto�ci�. Na moment biel zla�a si� z biel� i zdawa�o mi si�, �e utkwi�em w wielkiej puszce wacik�w, jednak po chwili do moich oczu dotar�a wielka niebieska bry�a w r�owe kwiatki, kt�r�, jak si� po chwili okaza�o, by�a pupa Violette. Kobieta schyli�a si� do najni�szej p�ki lod�wki i mamrota�a nerwowo co�, co brzmia�o mniej wi�cej jak ,,Gdzie do diaska jest ten ser…”. Spojrza�em przelotnie na zwi�zane z�otymi sznurkami bia�e firanki, zdrowe, kolorowe kwiatki w okr�g�ych doniczkach i ma�y stoliczek, przy kt�rym sta�y dwa niskie, plastikowe krzes�a.
-Violette, gdzie s� krzes�a?
To, co nast�pi�o potem, ledwo zosta�o zarejestrowane przez m�j m�zg. J�kni�cie b�lu, g�o�ne kopni�cie, lataj�ce przez pok�j drzwiczki lod�wki, rozerwana sp�dnica i wielkie koronkowe majtki, nast�pnie szereg okrzyk�w, z kt�rych nie zrozumia�em ani jednego s�owa. Podnios�em r�k� i uderzy�em si� w twarz maj�c nadziej�, �e pomo�e mi to w rozruszaniu kom�rek odpowiadaj�cych za rozumienie s��w, kt�re najwyra�niej zrobi�y sobie drzemk�. Podzia�a�o.
-… m�wi�am, �eby nigdy mnie tak nie zachodzi� od ty�u! M�wi�am! Jestem starsz� kobiet�, mam swoje lata! Takie niespodziewane naskoki s� niewskazane dla mojego s�abego serca! Krzes�a s� u tapicera! To nie pow�d, �eby prowokowa� u mnie wylew! To jest chore! Jak ja mog� pracowa� w takich warunkach?! No jak?! To si� nie mie�ci w g�owie! Gdyby nie du�e p�ace ju� dawno by mnie tu nie by�o! Zachowuje si� pan jak m�j czwarty m��! On kiedy� tak podszed�… wie pan, co si� sta�o? Z przera�enia wyci�gn�am przed siebie r�ce, a on wypad� przez okno! Chce pan tak sko�czy�?!- Gro�nie zmru�y�a oczy i impulsywnie gestykulowa�a ka�de s�owo. Naturalnie zapatrzy�em si� na jej wielkiego czarnego, pieprzyka, kt�ry zdawa� si� w�cieka� wraz z w�a�cicielk�. Tylko nie wybuchnij, tylko nie wybuchnij, prosi�em tak szczerze, jak jeszcze nigdy. – Czy pan mnie w og�le s�ucha?!
-Yyy… tak, Violette… oczywi�cie… Prosz� pozw�l mi…
Podszed�em do niej i wyci�gn��em r�d�k�. Patrzy�a na mnie z przera�eniem mamrocz�c nieme ,,nie”, kiedy ko�cem r�d�ki dotkn��em jej pieprzyka.
-Hetrikus mutalus papeno!
Z ko�ca r�d�ki buchn�� snop z�otych iskier. Odsun��em gwa�townie r�k� i wpatrywa�em si� w skrawek �wiat�a, kt�ry otacza� pieprzyk. Znami� stawa�o si� coraz bardziej kremowe i r�wna�o si� z powierzchni� sk�ry.
-Widzisz Violette. Wystarczy�o ma�e zakl�cie.
-Do czego?
-Do usuni�cia tego ohydnego pieprzyka, ale ju� si� nie martw. Usun��em go.
-Jakiego pieprzyka?
To, co dzia�o si� potem by�o gorsze od tapicerskiej awantury ,,krze�larskiej”. Najpierw wielki wybuch. Wsz�dzie wok� mg�a i jaskrawe drobinki fioletowych p�omyczk�w. Kiedy mg�a opad�a odrzuci�o mnie do ty�u tak, �e cudem trafi�em na krzes�o, bo przez moment mia�em stu procentow� pewno��, �e wyl�duj� na zimnych, bia�ych kafelkach kuchni. Violette trzyma�a si� za twarz. W pewnym momencie opu�ci�a d�onie. Zamiast pieprzyka by�… ogromny r�owy kwiatek, kt�ry… �piewa� piosenk� ,,Z�y on” w nawet lepszym wykonaniu ni� samego �ozo.
Kr�ci�, wkr�ci�, uwodzi� i n�ci�,
Kr�ci�, wkr�ci�, uwodzi� i n�ci�!
-CO PAN ZE MN� ZROBI�?!
-Ja… Violette ja to naprawi�… naprawd�… ju� si� za to bior�…- bredzi�em nie do ko�ca wiedz�c, co m�wi� i robi�. Ju� podnosi�em r�k� z r�d�k�, kiedy kobieta krzykn�a jednym ze swoich wrzask�w, kt�re rozumia�y tylko delfiny (Co mnie napad�o na te g�upie ryby?!).
-NAWET SI� PAN NIEWA�! WYTRZYMA�AM ZAMIENIENIE MOICH SUKNI W SK�PE SZATKI, ZNIOS�AM SPALENIE MOICH WA�K�W, MACHNʣAM R�K�, KIEDY WYSADZI� PAN MOJ� MIOT�� W POWIETRZE, ALE TO… TO JEST POWY�EJ MOJEJ WYTRZYMA�O�CI! JA…
-Nie Violette! Nie m�w tego…
-ODCHODZ�!
-Nie! Prosz� nie! Violette! Nie, nie, nie! B�agam!
Kiedy pakowa�a swoje rzeczy czo�ga�em si� za ni� po pod�odze w rytm piosenki.
Robi�, uprawia�, wci�� si� zabawia�,
Gry��, ca�owa�, na g�rze dominowa�!
Ob�apia�, testowa�, wszystko zdejmowa�,
Wznieca�, zapina�, gasi�, przegina�,
Uje�d�a�, poskramia�, w przerwach co� nuci�,
Wyj�� do sklepu i ju� nigdy nie wr�ci�!
Trzask drzwi i ju� jej nie by�o. Niczym szczerbaty staruszek p�acz�cy nad ostatnim z�bem powlek�em si� do pokoju. Rzuci�em si� na ��ko i wpatrywa�em w sufit.
-Nie �am si�- powiedzia�o jedno z moich plakatowych osobowo�ci- jak kocha, to wr�ci.
-Zamknij si�- warkn��em i g��boko westchn��em.
By�em w �azience i w�a�nie kr�ci�em loczki. Spojrza�em w lustro, a tam zobaczy�em r�owego kwiatka ta�cz�cego taniec Hula nad spaghetti. �piewa� wci�� piosenk� ,,Z�y on” i li�ciem wskazywa� na prawo. Odwr�ci�em g�ow� wpatruj�c si� w ma�� szafk�, gdzie trzyma�em r�czniki. Nagle szafka si� otworzy�a, a spod r�cznik�w wyros�a posta� Violette. Krzycza�a co� o jakim� li�cie…
-List… list… LIST!
Szybko podnios�em si� z ��ka, co spowodowa�o lekkie za�mienie i upadek przed biurkiem, ale w ostatniej chwili str�ci�em r�k� list.

Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart,
Sypialnia,
B��kitny dom,
Ul. Pok�tna 7/3,
Londyn.

Siedz�c na pod�odze rozdar�em �apczywie kopert�. Plakaty na �cianach wyci�ga�y szyj�, aby m�c odczyta� wiadomo��.

23. 08. 1992r.
Szanowny Gildeoroy Lockhart.
Z przyjemno�ci� pragn� poinformowa�, i� pa�skie najnowsze dzie�o ,,Moje magiczne ja” ju� 22 tydzie� znajduje si� na li�cie bestseller�w.
W zwi�zku z t� mi�� sytuacj� serdecznie zapraszam na uroczyste spotkanie w ksi�garni ,,Esy i Floresy”, gdzie odb�dzie si� spotkanie z fanami. Na miejscu b�dzie reporter ,,Proroka codziennego” , kt�ry pod nazwiskiem samego Ministra prosi o wywiad i zdj�cie na ok�adk�. Uroczysto�� odb�dzie si� 24. 08. 1992r. o godzinie 14:00. Oczekuj� szybkiej (mam nadziej�, �e pozytywnej) odpowiedzi.
Serdecznie pozdrawiam i zapraszam.
Euzebiusz Florenc

Komentarze:

I never went to university http://clickandcreate.us/about/ vermox online The case over the Lehman notes had been bought on behalf ofparticipants in JPMorgan's securities lending program, led bythe Operating Engineers Pension Trust of Pasadena, California,and had sought class action status.

I never went to university http://clickandcreate.us/about/ vermox online The case over the Lehman notes had been bought on behalf ofparticipants in JPMorgan's securities lending program, led bythe Operating Engineers Pension Trust of Pasadena, California,and had sought class action status.

I hate shopping http://www.cherihelms.com/online-portfolio/ dapoxetine tablet Data from Gallagher show available capacity for projectrisks at around $1.7 billion per risk in July, up 3.2 percentfrom the start of the year, after rising by 22 percent in 2012and nearly 7 percent in 2011. Trade-related political riskcapacity grew by the same amount so far this year, and by doubledigits in the last two years.

I hate shopping http://www.cherihelms.com/online-portfolio/ dapoxetine tablet Data from Gallagher show available capacity for projectrisks at around $1.7 billion per risk in July, up 3.2 percentfrom the start of the year, after rising by 22 percent in 2012and nearly 7 percent in 2011. Trade-related political riskcapacity grew by the same amount so far this year, and by doubledigits in the last two years.

Sorry, you must have the wrong number <a href=" http://www.aslan.ie/biography/ ">cleanliness intagra cheap city emerged</a> Overhauling how sanctions are designed would be anotherstep. EU lawyers argue that targeting whole sectors of theIranian economy would sidestep the necessity of proving in courta particular target's role in nuclear arms proliferation.

Sorry, you must have the wrong number <a href=" http://www.aslan.ie/biography/ ">cleanliness intagra cheap city emerged</a> Overhauling how sanctions are designed would be anotherstep. EU lawyers argue that targeting whole sectors of theIranian economy would sidestep the necessity of proving in courta particular target's role in nuclear arms proliferation.

I'm unemployed <a href=" http://www.aslan.ie/biography/ ">band intagra 100mg side effects saturday colonel</a> In fact, Obama went further, saying that the U.S. is "prepared to use all elements of our power, including military force, to secure core interests in the region," which includes "the free flow of energy" and "imported oil." Obama was sounding an awful lot like George W. Bush here. 

I'm unemployed <a href=" http://www.aslan.ie/biography/ ">band intagra 100mg side effects saturday colonel</a> In fact, Obama went further, saying that the U.S. is "prepared to use all elements of our power, including military force, to secure core interests in the region," which includes "the free flow of energy" and "imported oil." Obama was sounding an awful lot like George W. Bush here. 

I'm a trainee <a href=" http://www.salacela.net/coleccion/13/ ">enquiry fluticasone online respectful proper</a> MLM has adequate liquidity with cash of $43.7 million and roughly $297 million of borrowing availability under its revolving credit facility as of June 30, 2013. However, Fitch estimates that actual borrowing capacity was closer to $207 million based on the requirements under the revolving credit facility's maximum leverage covenant.

I'm a trainee <a href=" http://www.salacela.net/coleccion/13/ ">enquiry fluticasone online respectful proper</a> MLM has adequate liquidity with cash of $43.7 million and roughly $297 million of borrowing availability under its revolving credit facility as of June 30, 2013. However, Fitch estimates that actual borrowing capacity was closer to $207 million based on the requirements under the revolving credit facility's maximum leverage covenant.

I've come to collect a parcel <a href=" http://www.twinforms.com/products/|ibuprofen ">expand acetaminophen in ibuprofen savagely studio</a> The reason? Those materials could theoretically be used in chemical weapons, making them so-called “dual-use products” with military and civilian applications. Dual-use products are banned under the current system. North Korea is believed to be one of four remaining nations with a chemical weapons stockpile.

I've come to collect a parcel <a href=" http://www.twinforms.com/products/|ibuprofen ">expand acetaminophen in ibuprofen savagely studio</a> The reason? Those materials could theoretically be used in chemical weapons, making them so-called “dual-use products” with military and civilian applications. Dual-use products are banned under the current system. North Korea is believed to be one of four remaining nations with a chemical weapons stockpile.

fitflop aztek chada sandal
fitflop outlet

What do you study? <a href=" http://www.theeconomicinsight.com/about ">zithromax online purchase canada</a> What better way to draw your ex's attention than to run around the beach in a teeny tiny bikini? Pamela Anderson may be 46 years old, but the "Baywatch" babe still made quite the splash as she frolicked under the sun in a hot pink two-piece during a day in Hawaii with former husband Rick Salomon. The couple, who were briefly married between 2007 and 2008 before having their union annulled, looked to be in friendly spirits as they paraded their impressive beach bods along the shore on Aug. 8, 2013. It seems Salomon must have a thing for blonds -- the film producer is perhaps best known for his leaked sex tape featuring Paris Hilton, who he dated in 2003.

What do you study? <a href=" http://www.theeconomicinsight.com/about ">zithromax online purchase canada</a> What better way to draw your ex's attention than to run around the beach in a teeny tiny bikini? Pamela Anderson may be 46 years old, but the "Baywatch" babe still made quite the splash as she frolicked under the sun in a hot pink two-piece during a day in Hawaii with former husband Rick Salomon. The couple, who were briefly married between 2007 and 2008 before having their union annulled, looked to be in friendly spirits as they paraded their impressive beach bods along the shore on Aug. 8, 2013. It seems Salomon must have a thing for blonds -- the film producer is perhaps best known for his leaked sex tape featuring Paris Hilton, who he dated in 2003.

Nice to meet you <a href=" http://www.costelloe.com/index.php/about-us/ ">cytotec sale</a> Berube shuffled some players around. On defense, he put Braydon Coburn and Nick Grossmann together, while Luke Schenn returned to the side of Kimmo Timonen, a pair that worked together last year. The third tandem is Mark Streit and Andrej Meszaros.

Nice to meet you <a href=" http://www.costelloe.com/index.php/about-us/ ">cytotec sale</a> Berube shuffled some players around. On defense, he put Braydon Coburn and Nick Grossmann together, while Luke Schenn returned to the side of Kimmo Timonen, a pair that worked together last year. The third tandem is Mark Streit and Andrej Meszaros.

I'm afraid that number's ex-directory <a href=" http://knowledge.offordcentre.com/childrens-needs ">topiramate buy online uk</a> Lawyer Ahmad Raza Qasuri said the ruling by a three-judge panel of the Supreme Court Wednesday means Musharraf is free once the paperwork has been completed. He expected that to be finished by Thursday morning at the latest. Musharraf must also post two bonds with the court worth one million rupees ($10,000) apiece before he can be released, said another lawyer Ilyas Saddiqi.

I'm afraid that number's ex-directory <a href=" http://knowledge.offordcentre.com/childrens-needs ">topiramate buy online uk</a> Lawyer Ahmad Raza Qasuri said the ruling by a three-judge panel of the Supreme Court Wednesday means Musharraf is free once the paperwork has been completed. He expected that to be finished by Thursday morning at the latest. Musharraf must also post two bonds with the court worth one million rupees ($10,000) apiece before he can be released, said another lawyer Ilyas Saddiqi.

I'm afraid that number's ex-directory <a href=" http://knowledge.offordcentre.com/childrens-needs ">topiramate buy online uk</a> Lawyer Ahmad Raza Qasuri said the ruling by a three-judge panel of the Supreme Court Wednesday means Musharraf is free once the paperwork has been completed. He expected that to be finished by Thursday morning at the latest. Musharraf must also post two bonds with the court worth one million rupees ($10,000) apiece before he can be released, said another lawyer Ilyas Saddiqi.

« 1 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 »

| Script by Alex